Mixed impressions on my first visit to the new Virgin Classic Gym in Sandton.
Tweets of the Day:
Political Humor (@PoliticalLaughs): Q: What is Bill Clinton’s definition of safe sex? A: It’s when Hillary is out of town.
Puns (@omgthatspunny): The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.
Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope): What’s your angle? I ask the protractor. He’s being obtuse. I’m having acute paranoia. This can’t be right.
Johan Venter (@JohanOsVenter): Joke of the day : I asked my friend from New Zealand how many sexual partners he’s had, he started counting and fell asleep
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